Always one step behind the rest

How's this for the insider...the I'm stuck in rehab with Pat O'Brien blog (via defamer). Little did I know when I woke up on Monday morning that I would post not one but TWO items about the former Access Hollywood host. Honestly, I had no idea.

Thomas Haden Chruch puts his Wings legacy behind him by signing on to play the nemesis in Spiderman 3. I never watched the show, but somehow I know his name was Lowell. How is that?

Ben Affleck to turn a movie to sh*t from the other side of the camera. Up next: Affleck starts a music career, thus adding new meaning to the term "triple threat".

Prozac Nation's big debut...on Starz! Watch Christina Ricci cry, scream, thrash about, and probably cry some more. I can almost here it now...and it's making my ears bleed. Here's what Elizabeth Wurtzel had to say about the film version of her novel:
Wurtzel herself was less tactful in a recent assessment of the film, telling the New York Times, "As you should have figured out by now, it's a horrible movie."
My assessment: An instant cable television classic!'

The biggest tragedy of the 21st Century....30 Odd Foot of Grunts have broken up. I feel like a part of me has died.

I watched American Idol last night for the first time this year and frankly, I thought they all sucked. Except for the guy who looks like a retarded chipmunk, he was okay. And now, there's an uproar in my office over the fact that the numbers were wrong for the voting. Seriously, a coworker just ran from down the hall shouting "Did you hear what happened with Idol???" Crazy cult, those Idol fans.

I read the greatest quote by Britney in Time magazine. It said something like "I have to tell the maid to buy diapers and the pool guy to walk the dog. Can't I just make out with Kevin all the time? Being married sucks." (not verbatim) I think she may be my hero.

Reagan Out.